A New Dawn Breaks Through...

Well...it's a wee bit too late to be anywhere near dawn. Shy of dawn by about seven hours ahoy capn'! So...the dreaded second blog after the outstanding debut of my first ever blog. Well, perhaps I am overestimating my blogging abilities a tad! For a blog meant to be about nothing, it's starting to become a hell of a lot about something! Although I am not entirely sure what that something actually is. I shall name that something once I find it. Perhaps it's behind the sofa...or maybe I left it in my jeans...which is in the washing machine right at this precise MOMENT!!!

SHIT!

Jeans extracted.
Something not yet found.

Perhaps I need a good night's sleep to refresh my mind and body. Maybe then I can renew my quest for that something? YAWN! I'm offskies to the fresh comfort of my duvet...whoever knows the bounty of mysteries I may find there? Goodnight my fellow surfers of the cyber waves!

Orientation

Welcome thou wicked mortals. Beyond the horizon of the Atlantic ocean, where the light touchs the air hovers my abode. My name intrepid readers? Hotnamm Goumm. So, so very unhappy to make your acquaintance. My origins? Tut tut...discretion is most necessary for my miserable existence to continue in your wretched world. All I can reveal is that I was created for nothing. Just as you all live your lives in vain, so do I in the thin slice of life that hovers here, there, everywhere. My purpose? To revel in the morbid nothingness that permeates our sodden daily lives. Ohhh...bugger this for a laugh! Can't be arsed to keep this theatrical voice up me duck! I'll attempt to blog about this, that and the other. If I can get out of bed that is. I'm sure you will all try your best to follow me as best as you can...no obligation necessary. Say what you like or say nowt. Up to you. Will be a struggle to read my long or short pooped out blogs of shite...but you know what they say....